40+ Best Cat Quotes And Sayings (Kitten Quotes)

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Cats are one of those pets who are the most entertaining animals in our households. Their daily quirks and innocent acts can bring a smile to our face.

Watching funny and cute cat videos is highlight of most people’s day, if they do not have a chance to house a cat of their own. Similarly, some cute cat quotes and sayings make someone’s day and bring happiness.

Here’s some of our favorite quotes about cats we have chosen from the internet that you may like as well:

1. If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

– Alfred North Whitehead

2. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

– Robert A. Heinlein

3. The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal—or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.

– Elizabeth Peters

4. A cat is there when you call her—if she doesn’t have something better to do.

– Music journalist Bill Adler

5. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

– Pam Brown

6. When a cat adopts you, there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes.

– Poet T.S. Eliot

7. You know how it is with cats: They don’t really have owners, they have staff.

– P.C. Cast

8. My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.

– P.C. Cast

9. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

– Novelist Terry Pratchett

10. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

– Mark Twain

11. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

– Professor Mary Bly

12. In nine lifetimes, you’ll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

– Michel de Montaigne

13. Looking for a good therapist? Just find one with fur and four legs.

– Anonymous

14. Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

– Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

15. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

– Winnie the Pooh

16. Looking for a sanctuary that is free from the miseries of life? Go where the cats are.

– Anonymous

17. Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

– Robertson Davies

18. You cannot share your life with a dog…or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.

– Jane Goodall

19. I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?

– Jarod Kintz

20. Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven’t met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation.

– Vicki Brown

21. When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them!

– Mehmet Murat ildan

22. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

– Robert A. Heinlein

23. There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

– Jarod Kintz

24. Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

– Blaize Clement

25.If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

– Groucho Marx

26. You can keep a dog, but it is the cat who keeps people because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

– George Mikes

27. Eye contact with a kitten is really dangerous. Once you do it, it’s almost impossible to go home alone.

– Anonymous

28. Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.

– Jarod Kintz

29. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

– Anon

30. Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

– Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

31. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

– Anonymous

32. I’ve always wanted to be a cat. Warm and domesticated when you want to be, wild when you don’t.

– Jenny Downham, Before I Die

33. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

– Joseph Wood Krutch

34. God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.

– Francois Joseph Mery

35. No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

– Abraham Lincoln

36. Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.

– Roger Caras

37. Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

– Terry Pratchett

38. Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.

– Stephen Baker

39. A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

– Mason Cooley

40. If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr.

– Barbara L. Diamond

41. A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.

– Charles M. Blow

42. There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

– Anonymous

Note: These quotes are credited as found on various online sites. Best Pet Advice do not take credit for these and do not claim the source to be accurate.

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